Welcome to Gayish Designs!

Welcome to Gayish Designs. If you’re here looking for neutral tones, minimalist inspiration, or anything that could politely hang in a suburban kitchen, I have a confession: you’ve come to the wrong corner of the internet.

I recognize that the name "Gayish Designs" is aggressively blunt, but that bluntness is intentional. It's a high-efficiency cultural filter. I’m not interested in being vaguely fabulous; I’m interested in creating authentic, unfiltered aesthetics that cut through the beige, minimalist clutter of the internet.   

Why Does Gayish Design Exist?

I started Gayish Design because I noticed a gaping hole in the market: the most interesting, specific, and hilarious parts of our subculture—the true insider jokes—were being ignored by the design world.

My philosophy is simple: The profane deserves high art. The specific deserves sophistication. Why should topics like "Power Bottoms" or the cultural importance of "PrEP" only exist as clumsy text messages when they could be celebrated with high-contrast Pop Art or meticulously styled typography?    

I reject the mandate to be "more boring". I’m here because, frankly, the world needed graphic design that acknowledges the existence of big dicks, size queens, and the aesthetic joy of a perfectly placed anatomical silhouette. This is the intersection where high art meets the low bar, and where my commitment to sophisticated satire is mandatory.   

What’s My Design Vocation? (The "What")

I specialize in designing the merchandise you absolutely cannot show your mother, but which you’ll proudly display at your apartment. This is not just "Adult Humor" ; this is cultural currency rendered in style. 

I turn cultural specificity into aesthetic statements, leaning heavily on stylistic dissonance:

Retro Power: I apply the sleek, groovy look of 70s retro style to unapologetic labels like "Power Bottom". Because history should look good on us.   

Pop Art Profanity: Transforming everyday items into iconic declarations with bold line art and patterns—like my famous "Penis pop art pattern" or the highly requested "Cocks and Coffee" mug. It's a morning aesthetic.   

The Specific Statement: I create designs that function as immediate identity signals. Whether it’s an emblem for the "SuperGay" in all of us, or the necessity of a "Certified Gloryhole Inspector" t-shirt, my products are designed to make you laugh and feel instantly seen. I even turn deep-cut insider jokes, like the "Fist F*ck - silent duck" parody, into high-concept graphic statements.   

In essence, if you’re looking for bland inspiration, you’ve come to the wrong blog. If you’re here for an unfiltered commitment to the "silent duck" joke, then you’ve found a designer who shares your exquisite, irreverent taste.

Grab a coffee—maybe one with a line art cock on it—and start browsing. Welcome to my creative intersection. I designed it just for you.