Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves.We wear blunt lesbian innuendo smack across our chests – and in very soft Helvetica.
Behold the masterpiece: two noble scissors, tenderly entangled, with the sultry whisper of “scissor me softly”. It's a vibe. It’s a statement. It’s a warm wink from the queer underworld of suggestive minimalism. And it’s now available on stuff you can wear, sip from, or proudly hang in your kitchen like a passive-aggressive manifesto.
The art of the scissor
This is not just a design. This is coded queer excellence. A cheeky nod. A wink in the grocery store. A bold “I know what this means, and if you know, you know.”
Why “Scissor Me Softly”?
Because love should be tender. Because queer culture is full of wit. Because we deserve double entendre that feels like a hug and a gentle jab to the ribs. And because, frankly, “Scissor Me Brutally” didn’t test well in focus groups.
Scissor me softly throw pillow to decor your lesbian home.
This design is for soft butch poets, cottagecore femmes with a smirk. Anyone who's ever locked eyes with a stranger over the produce aisle and thought, she’d get the joke Lesbians who love innuendo more than home renovation. Or in short: the whole damn sapphic spectrum.
So get yours now because in a world of loud graphics and straight slogans, you deserve something subtly horny. Softness never cut this deep.
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